22 4 / 2014

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

(via andysnorehol)

22 4 / 2014

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via absolithium)

22 4 / 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via absolithium)

22 4 / 2014

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

(via andysnorehol)

22 4 / 2014

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

(via livelongandphosphorus)

22 4 / 2014

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via livelongandphosphorus)

22 4 / 2014

triplentendre:

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

Interceptors, launch!

(Source: tharlk, via livelongandphosphorus)

22 4 / 2014

  • 1: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • 2: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

22 4 / 2014

detective-comics:

Happy Easter, dudes.

detective-comics:

Happy Easter, dudes.

(via toothianafairy)

22 4 / 2014

"Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways."

Sigmund Freud (via blazeberg)

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22 4 / 2014

"find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones"

violum (via violum)

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22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

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22 4 / 2014

"You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."

John Green (via feellng)

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22 4 / 2014