23 7 / 2014

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420, via juelzrenee)

23 7 / 2014

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23 7 / 2014

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

(via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via thefuuuucomics)

23 7 / 2014

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

(Source: poyzn, via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via 10knotes)

23 7 / 2014

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

(via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

(via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

ilookincredibeetus:

like omg think about it in the real world

virulently hateful racist teacher known for verbally abusing his students gets beloved and effective hiv+ teacher dismissed from teaching position by revealing his hiv status to the entire school and all parents

tell me your heart doesnt seize out of your chest

(via charah-so)

23 7 / 2014

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

(via charah-so)

23 7 / 2014

harryftmikey:

"hi i’m harry"

"hi harry, we’re in the same band."

image

(via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

(via ashlyyn)

23 7 / 2014

23 7 / 2014

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via livelongandphosphorus)

23 7 / 2014

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via livelongandphosphorus)